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Common Hindi lines after people get drunk

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Daru GlassNormally drunk people, after completing their drinks come into ‘bombed’ state and they become unable to comprehend exactly what they are doing and what other people are saying or doing? Overall, the situation becomes quite funny, once 2 or 3 people get drunk. Drunken people make awesome nonsensical words and phrases and create quite humorous situation for non-drinkers. When drunk, some people scream, shout and do whatever they please. In India, the man after getting drunk come to the house and beat his wife. A wife who has not had a beating for many days mostly gets worried as she starts thinking that her husband does not have enough money to drink. Today I have compiled the list of Common Hindi Lines which people speak after getting drunk. So these are the common lines after people get drunk.

1. Tu to Mera bhai hai…bhai !
2. You know the I am not drunk…
3. Aaj mein Gaadi Chalaunga, tum logo ko jyada chad gayi hai.
4. Ye neat wala peg, girlfriend ke naam ka
5. Tu bura mat manana bhai…
6. Mai teri Dil Se Izzat Karta hu…
7. Abe bol daal aaj usko, aar yaa paar….
8. Aaj saali Chad nahi rahi hai kya baat hai? Daru kahi nakli to nahi.
9. Tu Kya samajh raha hai, mujhe chad gayi hai…
10. Ye mat samajh ki peeke bol raha hu…
11. Abe yaar kahin kam to nahi padegi itnee..
12. Ek akhiri Chota Peg ho jaye.
13. Apne Baap ko mat Sikhao…
14. Yaar magar tune mera dil tod diya…
15. Kuchh bhi hai par saala Bhai hai Apna…
16. Tu Bolna Bhai, kya chahiye…Jaan chahiye hazir hai ??
17. Abe mere ko aaj tak nahi Chadee…shart laga saala aaj tu..
18. Chal teri baat karata hoon usse, phone number de uska…
19. Saale teri bhabhie hai wo…bhabie ki nazar se dekh usko
20. Yaar tu samjha kar.. wo tere layak nahi hai…
21. chal bhai tu kah raha hai to tere liye chodh diya usko.. aaj se wo teri…bana issi baat par ek – ek aur peg !!!
22. Tujhe kya lagta hai chadh gayi hai… abhi ek full aur khatam kar sakta hun…
23. Yaar aaj uski bahut yaad aa rahi hai
24. Tune mere se 2 peg kam pee thi!!
25. oye sab chup karo,meri baat suno
26. Main akele chala jaunga
27. Abe BHABHI ke baare main mat bolna koi bhi !
28. Mere ko malum hai tere ko pyar ho gaya hai.
29. Agla peg bottom’s up.
30. Salla… kal se daru band



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