Big collection of Sir Ravindra Jadeja Jokes

Left-handed middle-order batsman and slow left-arm orthodox bowler, Ravindra Jadeja is a popular Indian cricketer. He represents Saurashtra in first-class cricket, and Chennai Super Kings in the Indian Premier League. He was part of the victorious Indian U-19 cricket team that won the World Cup in Malaysia in 2008; he also represented India in the 2009 and 2010 ICC World Twenty20 competitions. He made his ODI debut against Sri Lanka on 8 February 2009.  However, his Test debut came almost four years later, in December 2012, against England at Nagpur. He was bought for $2 million by the Chennai Super Kings at the 2012 IPL Players Auction. There is nothing special in his career and track record but, interestingly, he has been a consistent target of sarcasm and jokes by cricket fans.

These jokes and sarcasm started mostly after the game against England during the ICC T20 world-cup back in 2009 when he was promoted up the order during a chase of 154 runs and struggled to a 35-ball 25 as India eventually lost by three runs. Jadeja was only 20 years old then but since then he became the butt of many jokes all over social media. After that match, he had achieved a lot of things and played crucial roles in many victories but the never ending sarcasm didn’t stop.

On social media sites such as Twitter and Facebook, he is jokingly referred to as Sir Ravindra Jadeja. When Jadeja was out clean bowled for 16 while not offering a shot in the February 2013 Chennai test against Australia, his dismissal was described as "Jadeja falls 284 runs short of what would have been a fourth first-class triple-century". Following his good performance against Australia in the 2013 test series, there was a flurry of Jadeja jokes on Twitter comparing him to Rajinikanth. Even his teammates, M.S Dhoni, Suresh Raina and R. Ashwin, have tweeted several jokes on him. In one of the jokes, Dhoni referred to him as Sri Sri Pandit Sir Lord Ravindra Jadeja. In response to these jokes and sarcasm, Jadeja says, “he enjoys these stuffs, and that he had no problem with the prefix Sir”.

Today I have compiled a big list of Sir Ravindra Jadeja Jokes. Please have a look!

• Sir Ravindra Jadeja Once hit Silly Fielder for Six.
• Sir Ravindra Jadeja is playing for CSK. So, CSK should be declared the next IPL winner in advance.
• Chennai Super Kings would have been name just Chennai had Sir Jadeja not been in the team.
• Jadeja is so quick, that once he took a bat-n-pad catch while fielding at the long on boundary.
• The reason Ajay Jadeja was pardoned for match fixing is because he shares a name with Ravindra Jadeja.
• Form is temporary, I’m permanent. : Shri Shri Sir Ravindra Jadeja.
• Leaning tower Of Pisa is actually the remaining of the ancient stump with which Sir Jadeja used to practice his stumping skills!
• God realized RAJNI sir is getting old so he created sir Ravindra Jadeja.
• RP Singh will never make a comeback to the Indian side. When you try to bowl Sir Ravindra Jadeja out, your career is over.
• When Jadeja gives an idea, people say ‘What an idea Sir J?"
• Once Sir Jadeja had an argument with the umpire. The match referee fined both the field umpires and the Third umpire.
• One day a small kid was smashing 4s & 6s. Sir Ravindra Jadeja told him 2 play defensive strokes.Today,we know him as RahulDravid.
• The reason why Kochi Tuskers Kerala team got destroyed was that the owners failed to call him “Sir” Jadeja.
• The reason for Gujarat development goes ONLY to Sir Ravindra Jadeja.
• Sir Jadeja was the Driver of the bus in which Rajinikanth worked as a conductor.
• Brian Lara switches on his TV every time Sir Ravindra Jadeja comes out to bat! He is afraid of losing his record of 400.
• Nobody can stop Sir Jadeja’s boundary. Mayank Agarwal did and got injured.
• At this moment, the only person with powers to pardon Sanjay Dutt, is Sir Ravindra Jadeja.
• Once SIR Jadeja fooled Rajinikanth on 1st April. Since then it’s celebrated as April Fool’s Day.
• Sir Jadeja appealed, An alien landed in the stadium and requested,"Sir, meri beti ki exam hai, thoda dheeme appeal kijiye pls"
• Sir Ravindra Jadeja will be the only player of his team to have the privilege of 3 punarjanams per innings.
• You know why Sir Ravindra Jadeja did not hit a triple century against Australia. It was because Justice Katju had written to him to pardon Australia.
• Man of the series: R Ashwin. God of the series: Sir Ravindra Jadeja.
• When Sir Ravindra Jadeja gets out, it is always a no ball.
• Sir Ravindra Jadeja has now officially been declared the 8th wonder of the world.
• Only three entities can help CSK win the match. 1) Sir 2) Ravindra 3) Jadeja
• All the stars present in the sky are actually the balls which Jadeja hit out of the orbit. Whoops… He’ going to punish me because in some places I didn’t put “Sir” in-front of his name…
• Evan Facebook is trying to be a friend of Sir Ravindra Jadeja !!!
• Once Clarke tried a Straight ‘Drive’ on Sir Jadeja’s bowling; Jadeja immediately asked Clarke to show his Driving Licence!!
• Sir Jadeja can make a century in FIFA World cup match.
• The batsman playing in the actual stadium is declared out if even Sir Jadeja gets his wicket in EA Sports Cricket (Computer Game).
• Once Sir Jadeja suspended match referee for doubting his bowling actions.
• Sir Jadeja can take a wicket by catching a ball outside boundary.
• Sir Ravindra Jadeja is to Indian Cricket what Rajnikant is to Bollywood.
• Also, the rays coming from Jadeja’s eyes can literally burn away the batsmen. That is why he always wears a sun-glasses while bowling.
• Sir Jadeja get injured. All players go back to pavilion.
• Sir Jadeja is so quick, that once he took a bat-n-pad catch while fielding at the long on boundry.
• Taliban to execute those making fun of Sir Jadeja under new blasphemy laws
• Ravindra Jadeja once scared a snake so much that it instantly developed legs and simply ran away.
• Necessity is the mother of invention. Sir Jadeja is Father.
• Sir Jadeja can take a hattrick in just one ball.
• Sir Jadeja can argue with Arnab Goswami and make him apologize.
• Sir Jadeja once gave life to a dead ball.
• Sir Ravindra Jadeja once got an anticipatory Man-of-the-Match award.
• When Mark Zukerberg created Facebook he already had a friend request waiting from Ravindra Jadeja.
• Sir Ravindra Jadeja once shined a ball, it is Now known as Kohinoor Diamond.
• If you gave 2 run to win in 1 ball,then jdeja can win match 1 ball leaving.
• Sir Jadeja got out, still got runs and won the match for his team. Hum aise hi inhe Sir nahi kehte.
• Jadeja does not hit the ball. The ball comes to Jadeja, gets terrified, and runs away to the boundary.
• Ravindra Jadeja doesn’t smile, he’s way above these emotions. He just checks in our eyes if his teeth are clean and bright.
• Twitter trending worldwide coz of Sir Ravindra Jadeja.
• Sir Ravindra Jadeja bats left handed, coz the balls goes outside d stadium every times he plays a defense shot batting right handed.
• If any of CSK’s matches gets into a super over, then Sir Ravindra Jadeja will bat, bowl, field, be the commentator, will also be the umpire.
• Sachin is delaying his retirement so he can occupy the same dressing room as Sir Jadeja for as long as possible.
• Sir Sri Sri Ravindra Jadeja advised IPLcouncil to make a half orange – half purple cap for Sir to wear when he becomes the leading run-scorer and leading wicket-taker in Ipl6!
• Sir Ravindra Jadeja’s awesomeness scales new heights: he books 11 taktal tickets on IRCTC for CSK teammates.
• Virat Kohli might mess up with Gautam Gambhir but he can not dare to even speak in front of Sri Ravindra Jadeja.
• Sir Jadeja missed out on a triple century, because Australia did not score enough.
• Rajinikanth to play Sir Ravindra Jadeja in his next movie!. Film has not been named yet but it has been sent to the Oscars.
• Now every four years there will be Jadeja Cup Instead of the World Cup and IPL will be Jadeja Premier League. Navjot Singh Sidhu to Spectator at Chennai: “Excited to watch the match?” Spectator: “Match? What match? I came to get a darshan of Sir Jadeja.
• Sir Ravindra Jadeja should drop MS Dhoni from the next IPL game for making fun of him on Twitter. 
• According to New ICC Rules When Sir Jadeja bowls a No ball, it is compulsory for a batsmen to get run out.
• Humbled by the feats of Sir Sri Sri Ravindra Jadeja, Gavaskar urges to rename the trophy. India n Australia will now fight it out for the BORDER-JADEJA trophy.
• Facebook, Google And Twitter have introduced a new auto correct feature that will correct Ravindra Jadeja to Sir Ravindra Jadeja.
• Out ho kar bhi jo team ko jitaye ussay Sir Sri Sri Ravindra Jadeja kehte hai…… !!!!
• In 1882, Sir Ravindra Jadeja smoked a Cigar ! And since then Aussies and English are fighting for its ASHES.
• Sir Jadeja doesn’t run to take the catch but the ball finds him and lands on his hand
• Once Sir Jadeja became the coach of Indian cricket team and guess what India won the Fifa world cup.
• Once Sir Ravindra Jadeja was celebrating holi in the US… he splashed colors on every building except one, and its now called the white house!!!
• The Only name which Ghajini is able to remember is Sir Ravindra Jadeja.
• Catches win matches they said I give catch n win the match – Sir Sri Sri Ravindra Jadeja said.
• Haar ke jeetne waale ko baazigar nahi, Sir Sri Sri Ravindra Jadeja kehte hai.
• “There are 2 kinds of all-rounders in the world. One – Ravindra Jadeja. Two – Adnan Sami!” – Bappi Lahiri
• “I am unfortunate that I only get to bowl at him in the nets.” – Harbhajan Singh
• “Anything can happen to us if we’re on a plane flying over a cricket stadium in India with Ravindra Jadeja at the bowling crease.” – A paranoid air-hostess
• “He has been out of form longer than some of our guys have been alive.” – Unmukt Chand
• “If I am to field when Jadeja is bowling, I will field with my helmet on. They all hit him so hard!” – Cheteshwar Pujara
• “I saw him playing on television & was struck by his technique, so I asked my wife to come look at him. Now I never saw myself play, but I feel that this player is playing much the same as I used to play, and she looked at him on TV and said – are you effing out of your mind?! I’d like a drag of whatever it is you’ve been smoking, chump. Now get dressed…you are going to see an ophthalmologist!” – Sir Gary Sobers
• “Technically, you can’t fault Jadeja. Seam or spin, fast or slow every goddamn thing is a problem.” – Geoffrey Boycott
• “The pressure on me is nothing compared to Ravindra Jadeja. Jadeja, like Ram Gopal Verma, must always fail. The crowd always expects him to fail and it is too much pressure on him. And, he rarely disappoints them.” – Jacques Kallis
• “Don’t bother bowling him good balls, he gets out to the bad ones.” – Monty Panesar “
• Jadeja has been sent by N. Srinivasan to play cricket and then go back…to Dhoni.” – Ravi Shastri
• “I’ll be going to bed having sweet reassuring dreams of myself just running down the wicket & belting him back over the head for six!” – Shoaib Malik, Shane Watson & David Warner (in unison)
• “When Sir Ravindra Jadeja first travelled to Sri Lanka to play in yet another of those meaningless ODI series, Shahid Afridi was yet to come out of his 2nd retirement, Tiger Woods was yet to be accused of infidelity, Balotelli had never earned a red card & Kristen Stewart was still a virgin. When Jadeja embarked on a glorious career taming Kulasekara & co., Poonam Pandey was a name unheard of; Suresh Raina’s nephew was in his nappies; baby Bachchan was still a stray sperm swimming in AB’s pelvic cavity & SRK was yet to promote Ra.One. It seems while Time was having his toll on every individual on the face of this planet, he excused one man. Time stands frozen in front of Jadeja. We’ve had champions, we’ve had legends, but we’ve never had a Jadeja & we never will.” – Time magazine
• “The earth has carried the burden of Jadeja for 24 years. It is time we carried him on our shoulders.” – some undertaker
• “Only he can play that leg glance with his thigh guard.” – Waqar Younis
• “He is just what the doctor ordered (Euthanasia).” – Ravi Shastri
• “Beneath the helmet, under that unruly curly hair, inside the cranium, there is something we don’t know, something he himself doesn’t know either – whether he’s a batsman or a bowler. Forget us, even those who are gifted enough to play alongside him cannot even fathom. When he goes out to the ground, people switch off their TV sets for the high octane excitement of watching lawns grow.” – BBC
• “Cricketers like Jadeja come once in a lifetime, and I am sorry he didn’t play in my time. Could have added a few more cheap wickets to my tally.” – Muttiah Muralitharan
• “Commit all your crimes when Sir Jadeja is batting. They will go unnoticed because even the Lord is dozing off to sleep.” – A placard at the Saurasthra Cricket Ground
• “As batsman, he follows the old phraseology of Geoffrey Boycott: “See the ball, do nothing to it” – Ian Chappell.
• “There is a reason why me strike-rate shoots up to 117.84 in matches he plays. The pressure is on me to get a cushion of 600 runs for Sir to bowl” – Virender Sehwag.
• “When I said I was ‘smelling the ball’ you found it funny. What does he do as batsman? He only smells” – Shahid Afridi.
• “You know why I have a different hairstyle? Because it matched to his and Dhoni once mistakenly said to me, “Jaddu, come and bowl your bakery stuff” – Sachin Tendulkar.
• “When it comes to the worst, he is up there with the Akmals” – Richie Benaud.
• “When Ravindra gets hit for a boundary, there is always that (Ja)Déjà vu feeling” – Rawal (DHONI183).

Some Snaps ::

Sir Ravindra Jadeja is above Sir Issac Newton

Never ask this dumb and stupid question.

This is what exactly happens when Sir Jadeja comes for batting.

Always respect Sir Jadeja